Twitter the Convention
If you are fascinated by politics, I will be at our County Convention tomorrow (I’m a delegate) and you can follow me on Twitter.
What will make this interesting is this will probably be our last caucus in Texas. We are the only county to meet Sunday as the rest of Texas holds their convention today. I hear Emmit Smith will be there and there are rumors that Clinton and Obama will appear. I’ll let you know if there are any fist fights.
Go Dems! Am I the only democrat who would vote for either Clinton or Obama in November?
Happy Easter

Here’s a photo from my visit to Louisiana last week. It’s already spring and the azaleas are in bloom.
Give Me The Gold
For St. Patrick’s Day I have the funniest YouTube video I’ve ever seen. These people from Alabama claim to have seen a leprechaun up in a tree. Looking at the comments on there, it isn’t funny to everyone. I guess living in the deep south helps to fully understand what is going on.
We had a similar incident in our town where people claimed to have seen the Virgin Mary up in a tree. Every night for a week or so people would gather around that tree and look for her. The thing is, it’s a sort of joke, no one really believes this, they are just playing along to entertain each other. It is small town drama, a reason to gather and have some laughter, fun, and excitement.
This video became so popular in the local area that a DJ did a rap remix for the club scene.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Hope you find a pot of gold.
That Spanky Is Sooooooo Funny
She found this joke on the internet. I hope it makes at least one person smile.
This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.
“In English,” he explained, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.”
“However,” the professor continued, “there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”
Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: “Yeah….. right….”
Please explain…
I have two or three questions today.
Angel food cake or devil’s food?
—If angel food, do you use a knife or rip it apart with your bare hands?
Reptillia by The Strokes…
This line:
The room is on fire as she’s fixing her hair.
What does it mean?
Is the room literally on fire and she could care less, or is the room metaphorically on fire because she is fixing her hair? As far as I know The Strokes have never said exactly what that line means.
Here’s the video:
Here are the lyrics.
He seemed impressed by the way you came in
“Tell us a story, i know you’re not boring”
I was afraid that you would not insist
“You sound so sleepy, just take this, now leave me”
I said: “Please don’t slow me down if I’m going too fast”
You’re in a strange part of our town
Yeah, the night’s not over
You’re not trying hard enough,
Our lives are changing lanes
You ran me off the road
The wait is over
Now I’m taking over
You’re no longer laughing
I’m not drowning fast enough
(perfect solo)
Now everytime that I look at myself
“I thought I told you, this world is not for you”
The room is on fire as she’s fixing her hair
“You sound so angry, just calm down you found me”
I said: “Please don’t slow me down if I’m going too fast”
You’re in a strange part of our town
Yeah, the night’s not over
You’re not trying hard enough,
Our lives are changin lanes
You ran me off the road
The wait is over
Now I’m taking over
You’re no longer laughing
I’m not drowning fast enough
We Raised A Good Son
I made a few calls for the Clinton campaign reminding people who voted in the Texas primary to come out and caucus. Having some election phone bank experience from the ‘04 swing state project, I fully expected people to hang up on me. That wasn’t the case. A lot of people were screening their calls, and the minute they heard me say who I was with and why I was calling, they picked up. Some of them had election coverage blaring in the background.
A lot of these people just wanted to talk to somebody, anybody who was on their side. One woman told me she and her husband had been fighting for weeks because they weren’t voting the same. Mostly though, I think they were just happy to hear from a democrat. A real one, not a recorded voice. See, my county is the most republican county in Texas. This may be the only day in their lifetime that their vote in a presidential contest ever actually means something.
That’s a big deal.
For a few weeks now our family has been a little divided. Blane and I broke for Clinton and our son Blane and his wife stayed solid behind Obama.
We made light of it by calling each other up when there was substantial news about our candidates. I’d call Blane and say something like “Vote for Clinton,” and he’d jab back, “O-ba-ma!”
There was never any anger, really, because Blane and I are quite proud of our son for making his own choice and not just going along with who his parents are voting for.
We had a lot of fun being in different camps. I especially liked saying “Yes we can!” in a little kid’s voice. He especially liked sending me poll links showing I was supporting a loser.
Since Blane Jr. is still registered in our precinct, we all got to caucus together. Angela is still registered in her parent’s precinct, so she didn’t get to take part in the family feud.
The big showdown started about 6:30 PM at the local elementary school. We couldn’t enter the building until the last person voted in the primary. The line for democrats coiled in the gym a few times, out the door and a ways down the sidewalk. There were only two voting machines for us. The republicans, on the other hand had several machines, way more than we had, so they didn’t have to wait in line for hours to vote.
The number of machines for each party was calculated by the way people voted in the last election. The republicans got to come out and vote quickly and go home early.
The democrats had to wait outside in the cold. We were all told to get there by 7 PM, when the polls close. It took an additional two hours for people to finish voting in the primary. So, we were out there in a parking lot in the cold for two hours.
The Obama supporters, including my son were on one side, we Clinton supporters were gathered on the other. But still close to each other. I kept calling my son telling him, “It’s not too late!”
But he stayed. I’d guestimate there were about 3,000 people in the parking lot split about half and half. Their side would chant “Yes we can!” and we’d yell, “Yes we will!”
We heckled each other in good fun. “Hey, Obama promised sunshine at the polls!” and “I HOPE it doesn’t get any colder out here!”
And them, “Hillary, pick up that damn phone, the terrists are calling!”
Every once in a while I’d go over to the Obama side to talk to my son. There were a lot of families going back and forth between crowds. I, being so freaking curious would ask people, “You going to vote for Hillary if she wins the nomination?” They said they would. I told them the same, they would have my support.
We finally got out of the cold at about 9PM. Since three precincts were voting, it was pretty full, but well organized. People were confused, they just didn’t understand how the process worked, but no one panicked. I was one of the precinct captains, and I didn’t fully understand how it would all work out either, but in the end, people just signed a paper with their choice and left. Some of us stayed for the actual caucus where the complicated part was. We had to elect chairs, count votes, then use a formula to divide up and elect delegates. It ended at 11PM. That’s 4 hours, 2 standing out in the cold for part of one vote.
Why on earth would someone do such a foolish thing?
Because we knew we were making a difference. For the first time, ever.
And hey, guess what? I got elected to be a delegate and get to go to the county convention on the 30th. Blane Jr. got elected too, but for the other side. The feud continues.
Thinking back about all this, I did not see a single person in a wheelchair at the caucus. The process is not handicap friendly or elderly friendly or people with babies friendly. Anyone working in say, a hospital on the 3-11 shift can’t caucus. Do we want to leave these people out? I don’t.
Our precinct drew up a resolution to end this process and it will be presented at the convention.
Here’s a quote I got in an email from the Clinton campaign after she found out she won three of the four states tonight:
“We’re going to do it for everyone across America who’s been counted out — but refused to be knocked out. For everyone who’s stumbled — but stood right back up. And for everyone who works hard — but never gives up. “
Just One of My Heroes
Yesterday, I met one of my heroes, Gloria Steinem, a pioneer in the women’s movement. My dad probably rolled over in his grave. Women’s rights was one thing the two of us never agreed on.
It was at a meet and greet (for the Clinton campaign) in a small restaurant in the Dallas area. I only found out about it 30 minutes before the event began and didn’t think there was a chance in hell I’d get to see her. Blane and I hopped in the car and headed out anyway.
Not only did I get to see her, I got to meet her and talk with her.
I thanked her for coming. I thanked her for what she did for my mother, for me, for my daughters. For humanity.

Blane asked me to tell her what I had just told him, that I used her words to fight my four brothers while growing up. That made her smile and I got a hug.

Here’s a YouTube I uploaded (about 6 minutes) where she talks about all the great choices we had this year in the democratic primaries and the difficult decision she had to make between Hillary and Obama. The woman to the right of her is Jehmu Greene, the former president of Rock the Vote.


