Slurpee Day
Did you go to 7 Eleven yesterday?
That is one day every kid has marked on the calendar. If they have one. July 11th (7/11) is free Slurpee Day. We piled in the car, all of us and headed out there. We heard earlier that Little Blane already had eight free Slurpees, the green Hulk flavor. He also claimed his pee had turned green.
The first place we went claimed their machine was broken. Yeah, right. Second place claimed they were out of the free cups. Uh huh. They offered all other cup loads of Slurpee for 25 cents. Okay.
This kid was prepared:
Little fucker drained the cherry Slurpee machine.
But that’s okay. We wanted the Monster Black Ice flavor.
Because you can’t beat having a black tongue.
Here’s something fun if you missed out on the free Slurpee Day. A pissed off Amy Winehouse beating on a fan while she sings:
As drunk/high/busy as she was, she didn’t miss a lyric. Man that’s funny.
jamesviscosi said,
July 12, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I didn’t know 7-11 gave away free Slurpees on July 11th! There’s one just up the street, too …
By the way, isn’t “a pissed off Amy Winehouse” redundant?
Finicky Penguin said,
July 12, 2008 at 8:55 pm
But that was me who drained the cherry slurpee machine!
Kitty said,
July 13, 2008 at 12:19 am
James, they also have free Slurpees on 11/7.
FinPen, we were about to drown that kid in that bucket of Slurpee. The whole time he was filling up, the people behind him were saying “C’mon, dude, save some for us, okay?”
Then he just had to do this one little thing— which was to put that one green dot of Slurpee to bulls-eye his straw. He had us twitching.
michele said,
July 13, 2008 at 7:34 am
Where’s your black-tongue pic?
Kitty said,
July 13, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Ha. I had the green Slurpee. I had the camera so as usual there are no pics of me.
Finicky Penguin said,
July 13, 2008 at 6:48 pm
He looks killable.
Kitty said,
July 13, 2008 at 8:23 pm
He was boasting it was his third refill that day!
I bet he had brain freeze.
dailytri said,
July 14, 2008 at 11:58 am
I feel like an idiot. I had NO idea that they gave out free slurpees on July 11 every year. Next year, I’m in baby!!! (Said in my best George Kastanza accent.)
Kitty said,
July 15, 2008 at 12:23 am
free slurpees in the summer. It doesn’t get any better.
Anyone watch the YouTube? It’s hilarious.
pooks said,
July 16, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Yeah, Amy Winehouse is… scary sad. But kicking ass w/o missing a beat? Greatness.
And I had no idea about the free Slurpees.