This happens every Easter. Before I can even get a good look at my chocolate bunny, the ears are gone.
Now that’s just wrong.
Of course absolutely no one admits to the crime, so after ears and years of this, I decided to set up a hidden camera to put this mystery to rest.
Warning: The images you are about to see are real and could severely damage perceptions of your childhood superhero. Dude.
First they snuck up on my poor-innocent-extra-long-eared chocolate rabbit.
Then they attacked with their precision tools.
Bastards!
My poor bunny looks on in horror as these smug mutant ninja thieves haul off with the best part.
I will get these ninja turtles if it is the last thing I do. Stay tuned for the car chase scene… Explosions are kept to a minimum in hopes for a safe return of the bunny ears.
For now, have a happy Easter.
April 12th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
lol, very cute. Thanks for the laughs. Happy Easter.
April 12th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
thanks z, and may your bunny have extra long ears.
April 12th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Finally! The mystery is solved! Those little mutants are everywhere…
April 12th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
ZOMG! Too funny! Thanks for the laugh,
April 12th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Every Easter me and my brother used to get into our little sister’s basket and eat the ears of off anything that had ears.
We still do.
Old traditions die hard Kitty.
April 12th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
OMG, I’m dying here. LOL!
April 13th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
They got yours too, huh Pooks?
Anita Marie, I’ll leave a note next to the bunny next time, “Go get Anita Marie’s ears.”
I’ll add a disclaimer, “If you dare.”
April 13th, 2009 at 9:01 am
And hilarity ensues! Idea: Buy a solid Easter bunny. It makes removal of the ears a little more complicated for the Ninjas (i.e., num chucks just won’t cut it).
April 13th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Daily, those little ninjas would jut take the whole bunny if they had to. I’d better not risk it. Great idea though.
April 13th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
That’s pretty funny! My Mom always swiped the ears off my bunnies when I was a kid. I had no idea why for years and years!!
April 13th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
That is hilarious.
April 14th, 2009 at 6:17 am
Too cute and funny.
April 14th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Evil, evil turtles. Reducing your illustrious rabbit to earless carnage, and embarrassing semblance of what he once was.
April 14th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Oops. “AN embarrassing semblance.”
TYPE, fingers, TYPE!
April 14th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
You are so wonderfully twisted, Kitty.
(And I thought those little buggers only ate pizza? What the hell do I know, anymore?)
April 15th, 2009 at 12:54 am
Melanie, I’d do that to my kids’ bunnies if they don’t hide them from me.
Max and Voodoo, they must not have gotten to your bunnies.
Rassles, you can just see the humiliation in the rabbit’s eyes.
Ginny, they’ve mutated again. Let’s see if they have this much definition in their muscles next year from all that chocolate.
April 15th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Wait. You got a chocolate bunny…? But you’re a GROWN up LADY!! How come you got a bunny? How did you score that, I wonder! (And more to the point, how come I did NOT!!)
April 15th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
I thought I had it bad. Those ninja turtles are not even leaving you a crumb.
April 16th, 2009 at 6:58 am
So maybe I really did get a bunny. There was no trace of anything. I hate when that happens.
April 16th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Did you get some Elmer’s eggs this year?
God I love those.
April 17th, 2009 at 8:29 am
Hysterical! Whew! Thanks for the endorphine rush.
Ninja turtles gone bad… really.
April 17th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Brilliant. Simply, brilliant. LOL.
April 19th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
I guess the ninja raid was overall a good thing. Less treadmilling for me.
Alas, the turtles are heroes at the end of the day.
April 20th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
good stuff!
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:09 am
the bunny ears are the only part I eat tee hee.
April 9th, 2012 at 9:37 am
Uh…I was the turtle on the left.
Sorry…..ears are my favorite part.
April 10th, 2012 at 12:20 am
I knew that was you, the bandana didn’t fool me.