There’s this church where Spanky’s school orchestra plays all of its concerts. It’s got this multimillion dollar pipe organ. I mean, look at this thing.
I haven’t heard them play it, it’s not where we go to church.
Above that big pipe organ is this life-sized cross hovering over the pulpit area. It would be cooler if I couldn’t see the wires anchoring it to the ceiling. It would look as if it were floating in the air. But I can see the wires.
That is like a smoking gun.
My mind gets bored as the kids are setting up their instruments…
I “see” a Sunday mass in progress. A preacher man yelling at his congregation about hell, fury, and damnation. He arches his back, his arms flail back as those wires SNAP. The cross impales him, nailing him to the pulpit.
Watch the pipe organ. Those lateral tubes at the top. Let’s zoom in here.
Fuh-THOOM! Those pipes are like mini-cannons and Gatling guns, exploding fireballs and bullets onto the stunned congregation. Stained glass shatters and comes down like confetti. Blood gushes down the center aisle like a flash flood toward the pulpit…
Tap, tap, tap. The orchestra begins.
I better head to the nearest confession booth.
This is why you write movies…
You saw it too, didn’t you? The tension in the wire giving, recoiling with a schwa-pak!
I’ll see you in hell, sista.
Wow! I am in awe of an imagination so vivid.
As soon as I saw “… his arms flail back” I started to giggle. And I just can’t stop! I am so going to hell!
Ha ha, Michele, as we were leaving the place I said something to Spanky about the pipes at the top and how I could picture that thing just shooting at people and she said she thought the exact same thing!
It’ll be a party down there, alright. We just might have a little trouble getting some ice for the mixed drinks,.
i’m sure you guys don’t need ice for your shooters. If i were you i’d go for the Bingo concession.
Wow. That’d be awesome. The pipe organ at my Church isn’t nearly as fancy as that.
Brut, we’ll be at the blackjack table. See you there too.
FinPen, I think ours has a keyboard that just sounds like a pipe organ.
My friend Ron from school says “come over to the dark side, there’s more room over here…”
That’s funny, Video.
Well, does yours have a weird balding man in his sixties who occasionally plays without shoes? Possibly…
I can’t see the pictures right now (possibly a Flickr problem), but your description is pretty cinematic! Have you been watching “The Omen” repeatedly? 😉