This happens every Easter. Before I can even get a good look at my chocolate bunny, the ears are gone.
Now that’s just wrong.
Of course absolutely no one admits to the crime, so after ears and years of this, I decided to set up a hidden camera to put this mystery to rest.
Warning: The images you are about to see are real and could severely damage perceptions of your childhood superhero. Dude.
First they snuck up on my poor-innocent-extra-long-eared chocolate rabbit.
Then they attacked with their precision tools.
My poor bunny looks on in horror as these smug mutant ninja thieves haul off with the best part.
I will get these ninja turtles if it is the last thing I do. Stay tuned for the car chase scene… Explosions are kept to a minimum in hopes for a safe return of the bunny ears.
For now, have a happy Easter.