Did you go to 7 Eleven yesterday?
That is one day every kid has marked on the calendar. If they have one. July 11th (7/11) is free Slurpee Day. We piled in the car, all of us and headed out there. We heard earlier that Little Blane already had eight free Slurpees, the green Hulk flavor. He also claimed his pee had turned green.
The first place we went claimed their machine was broken. Yeah, right. Second place claimed they were out of the free cups. Uh huh. They offered all other cup loads of Slurpee for 25 cents. Okay.
This kid was prepared:
Little fucker drained the cherry Slurpee machine.
But that’s okay. We wanted the Monster Black Ice flavor.
Because you can’t beat having a black tongue.
Here’s something fun if you missed out on the free Slurpee Day. A pissed off Amy Winehouse beating on a fan while she sings:
As drunk/high/busy as she was, she didn’t miss a lyric. Man that’s funny.